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MY LIKES
chocolate, coffee, raspberries, cats, dogs, horses, honesty, creativity, people who care about other people, music, art, graphic design, funny stories and jokes, friendship, beautiful thoughts, the wind in my hair, a cool breeze through my window
MY DISLIKES
spammers, scammers and con artists, hackers and crackers
HOBBIES
I enjoy finding funny stuff to share with my friends and give them a chuckle now and then.
Here's something I just found I think you'll like.
Why, Why, Why...
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
Getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough money?
Why do we write faster when the pen is running out of ink?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they bother swabbing the arm for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it
isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And the FAVORITE is......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
they're okay
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Watch This Movie to learn the 8 IRRESISTABLE PRINICIPLES OF FUN!
I remember being a newbie online and not even knowing how to copy and paste, so for the last several years I've been a sort of "newbie adviser"
I've also written several articles for newbies at my blog and have a Newbie Forum on Adland Pro as well.
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ABOUT MY BUSINESS
I always wanted to be a missionary or a nurse, and I've always been health conscious, so my business is just the ticket. They have all those bases covered and give me the freedom to work from home and earn a nice living doing what I enjoy, and that's helping people.
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Being this is a special day for you and for us here at the Bizzy Blogz Community, I wanted to stop by to wish you the Biggest & Best Bizzy Blogz Happy Birthday possible.
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